IRL PvP

A OM to Elon Telling Me It's Okay To Spartan Kick Thee

AYE YO GET THE MAYO CUZ WE CREAMING EVERYONE

@DROOLCRE OPENED A NEW STRIP CLUB @DROOLCREam

now that we back live in the arena looking to slaughter the kinked armor daughters of CRE - I am reminded not to “BULLY” anybody… well… I was the anti-thesis of a ‘bully’

STOP BULLYING!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING BUT FUN AT DROOLCREam’$ NEW CLUB (JUST A LIL PvP FOR THE NEXT ONE TRYNA SLICE THEE)

Yes I know - that caption seems ‘contra-dick-tory’ and that’s okay, we all game, right¿

I’LL ADMIT - I’M MORE COMPETITIVE THAN THE NEXT BLOKE 😆😆😆💹🇺🇸🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤

It’s easier to play Contra than come back on a contra-dick-tion when you’re privy to knowing what is in an average bank statement - in the CRE Stratosphere - one thing is important - that you never be… A FRAUD YO GAWD DAM - I NEED BEAVER

I F*%K!^G LOVE YAM$ - ERMAGERD SPANK MY BEAVER 😆🦘💹🇺🇸🫶🏽

Honestly - I’m kind of bored of being a blogging bloke and I have too many CRE deals to process yo - or close - or review - 🪩🪞 I’m the disco reflection of you baby - lego

LEGO MY EGGOS - SUN NEEDS A MAPLE THEMED STRIP CLUB 🍁🇨🇦

So as much as you think you know about Drool Cre(am) - remember that - you never shook the hand of thee and if you did - it might be poison IVY (league) or Cocoa Butter kisses from a foreign drop out (dismissive) leaving behind a cherry christmas

DON’T TREAT ME LIKE A NEIL DIAMOND - CUZ I DON"‘T KNEEL 😆😆😆😆

DR. DADDY TRUMP - WHEN YOU READ MY BLOG - I BETTER GET A QCD FOR 2000 FASHION SHOW DRIVE OTHERWISE I’M VOTING FOR MYSELF 2024

DON’T MAKE ME BE-RAT ON YOUR HEDGES DADDY - JUST QCD ME THE CASINO AND I’LL HELP YOU GET ELEC🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤

Don’t treat me like a rat cuz my back needs a scratch before I poll for your McDonald’s eating A$$

The next time you need a reminder that weiners are easy to grill - remember that Drool Cre(am)$ will rebuild your brand in like 555 seconds with a QCD 💹😆🇺🇸🦘🪞

I’D RATHER LOOK DUMB AND WIN THAN BE THE ‘EASY’ STRIPPER TO GET TO THE BACK ROOMS 😆💹🇺🇸🫶🏽🦘🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

FIN. 😚